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Four Loko Fleshlight

GO LOKO.

Like most people, during an idle moment you've probably thought to yourself, "Wouldn't it be cool if I could have sex with a Four Loko?" ... now you can (if you have a penis) ... Inspired by the spirit of Steve Jobs and Leonardo Da Vinci, Pizzaslime orchestrated a fusion of the two legendary brands that are Four Loko and Fleshlight. The result is an innovative and cutting edge sexual experience. In short, YOU ARE WELCOME WORLD.

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WHEN GREAT MINDS ALIGN

BRUH! The legends that are Four Loko and Fleshlight have created something so good, you'll want to stick your dick in it (not actually sure what else you would do with it, LOL).

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SUPERIOR FEEL

Four Loko x Fleshlight features an exclusive Mini-Lady orifice and Mini-Lotus texture that are guaranteed to blow your ... mind.

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LIMITED QUANTITIES AVAILABLE

If you're reading this, the official and super-rare Four Loko x Fleshlight Sex In A Can collab is within reach. But don't delay - this amalgam of your two favorite brands is only available for a limited run. So what are you waiting for?!

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BROWN BAG IT!

Every one of this limited run will ship with the infamous brown paper bag to keep your "can" under wraps. We've also included samples of our Fleshlube and Renewing Powder to ensure the best experience!

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INNER TEXTURE

Our best-selling textured masturbation sleeve and a favorite for first-time buyers, the Mini-Lotus offers a textured canal with several "waves" spaced throughout the canal which varies in diameter from 1/2" to 3/4".

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