If you're single and unsure how to spend Valentine's Day this year, look no further than the ultimate romantic "date" for any bachelor: Fleshlight!
Whether you take the risk of asking out that special someone or instead embrace solitude, a night with Fleshlight is sure to make for an unforgettable evening.
It may seem a bit silly at first, but when you think about it, what better way to show yourself some love and appreciation on Valentine's Day?
Plus, you can be confident that your date won't flake on you at the last minute!
It's No Secret - Most Men Hate Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day can be a daunting occasion for men, both in relationships and single. This holiday is often one where relationships are put under pressure, whether due to feeling 'left out' if single or because of the expectation to show appreciation or surprise a significant other with something special.
All this takes money, time, and effort, which could otherwise be spent elsewhere, and it can be challenging to please someone on Valentine's Day with plans or gifts.
While this doesn't define everyone's experience, it, unfortunately, has become synonymous with the holiday for many men.
It's Time to Change Things Up
Valentine's Day isn't just about romance with your special someone - it can be about treating yourself too! Why not give the ultimate gift to yourself this Valentine's Day - a Fleshlight!
It's low-maintenance and guaranteed to give you the desired satisfaction and pleasure. If you haven't made any plans for V-Day yet, here are four reasons why a Fleshlight is the only Valentine you need this year:
#1 It's Easygoing, Affordable, and Fun
Valentine's Day can be a huge hassle for us guys - we must spend money, time, and energy trying to make it memorable. Chocolates, wine, dinner reservations, and more are expected - but with a Fleshlight, you don't have to worry about any of that.
All you have to do is pop off the caps, warm it up, lube it up and slide on in - no stress or fuss required!
Plus, it's an excellent investment that will last for years. So when it comes down to deciding what kind of Valentine's Day plan you want - sitting home alone or going on a date you're not that into, spending lots of money but getting nothing in return, or an evening with the greatest male sex toy product ever created - the choice is simple.
#2 Get the Girl (or Guy) You Actually Want
With our enormous selection of Fleshlight Girls to choose from, why settle for mediocre pussy (or ass) when you can get the very best?
The Fleshlight Girl (and Fleshjack Boy) masturbation sleeves are an exact replica of the private parts of your favorite adult star. The sleeve is made out of SuperSkin, which feels and looks just like real skin – it is entirely safe, non-toxic, and soft to the touch.
Each star has a signature texture that is unique to them and can provide a more realistic experience when used. The signature textures are associated with each individual star's most intimate parts, such as their vagina and butt.
#3 Any Hole You Want, Any Way You Like It
When you're taking out a random date this Valentine's, there's always a chance that you'll find yourself disappointed when you realize they aren't down to take it in any and every hole.
Maybe it's her "time of the month," maybe they're not into anal, or giving head isn't their cup of tea.
Lucky for you, this month, we've launched an all-new lineup of hyper-realistic male masturbators, the Boost collection.
With these Fleshlights, you can explore multiple orifices and unique experiences without relying on someone else's willingness. So have your way with various textures and tightness levels anytime you please and get the satisfaction you seek.
#4 A Guaranteed "DTF" Valentine
There's only one thing more disappointing than a Valentine that expects extravagant gifts, expensive dinners, and rose petals scattered around the house when they arrive: one that isn't "DTF" (down to fuck).
In any relationship, if you're single or just starting out with someone new, spending an evening with your Fleshlight might be your best return on investment.
All jokes aside, we hope you find the perfect partner this year. In fact, while many think of Fleshlights as a purely solo activity, most of our products are ideal for partner play, too!