Return of the Freak Dildos Pt. 2

Welcome to part two of the Return of the Freaks Dildos 2022 edition. In this segment, we'll wrap up the breakdown of our scary seasonal cocks with five additional product overviews. 

Are you ready? Let's dive in and learn all about these spooky shlongs.

The Alien King Dildo

If you've ever fantasized about intense intergalactic intercourse, you're in luck – the alpha of the entire alien race has just landed.

The Alien King has a long, ribbed cock equipped with a sizable, pointy penis head unlike anything found on planet Earth. Designed to probe your deepest of spaces, we crafted this dildo with a size and shape to ensure out-of-this-world orgasms with every use. 

The Alien King's length from base to tip measures 9.25" inches (including balls) with an insertable length of 7.25". As you would expect, this Alien stud's cock has some legit girth, with a circumference of 6" at the base of its shaft.

Shop yours here!

The Twisted Twins Dildo

What in the hell is this?

No, you're not hallucinating; this thing is real.

Two stunning cocks spiraling into one delicious shaft designed to fulfill your kinkiest of kinks.

One of the most insane dildo designs ever to grace the sex toy space, the Twisted Twins dildo is the sex toy you never knew you needed. 

This wild and crazy cock has a length from base to tip of 8" inches with an insertable length of 6.5". At its thickest point, the circumference measures 5.75".

Have no fear; get your Twisted Twins dildo here!

The Zombie Dildo

As we're all well aware, zombies want one thing: 

Your brain.

However, while they usually want to eat it – this Zombie Freak wants to fuck it out of you!

With an outward experience of what you might envision – if you ever imagined such a thing – this zombie's cock has a delightfully decaying design. As with all of our dildos, we've crafted long and thick freak of nature with the highest quality, platinum-cured silicone in epic detail. 

The Zombie dildo is 8" long (including balls) and has an insertable length of 7.5". The circumference at the base of its shaft is a solid 5.25".

T'is the season to get freaky. Get Zombie dildo today!

The Hunchback Dildo

Legend has it that when The Hunchback of Notre Dame saved Esmeralda, never in her wildest dreams did she suspect that he was packing this big of a cock. 

This freak's dick might be ugly on the outside, but once it's INSIDE (of you), you won't be complaining. The impressive size and distinct curvature of the Hunchback dildo is made to hit all the right spots – making you cum harder than ever before.

Quasimodo's cock measures 8.75" (including balls) from the base to its tip, with an insertable length of 7.25". The circumference comes in at 6" at the bottom of his shaft. 

Buy yours here!

The Drac Dildo

Everybody knows that to kill a vampire, you have to drive a stake deep into it.

However, this time the roles have been reversed; now, the vampires are the ones doing the penetrating.

It's time to get your freak on with history's most notorious blood-sucking nightwalker: Dracula!

This legendary centuries-old cock measures 7.5" inches (including balls), with an insertable length of 7". Its circumference measures just 5.5" at the base of the shaft. 

Embrace your vampire fantasy – buy your Drac dildo here today!

And with that, we wrap up our 2022 Return of the Freak dildos launch article. Perfect for solo or partner play, the Freak line of dildos is just what you need to get into the Halloween spirit this fall. 

Remember, these monster cocks are available for a limited time only. Click here to shop your dildos today!