There are few things in this world that sloppy top can’t fix (or at least make significantly better). A good blowjob is frankly amazing. But when you’re short of a partner, your partner is a little too toothy, or your partner is not in the mood, what are you to do?
In this article, we offer a step-by-step breakdown of the best ways to simulate a blowjob. The next level of masturbation starts right here at Fleshlight. Get reading to learn how a DIY blowjob is possible all on our own.
No Partner? No Problem!
Those who either don’t have a partner or whose partner isn’t in the mood (but doesn’t mind you getting off on your own), don’t worry. There are ample ways to simulate a blowjob so you can still experience that good head feeling.
All you need for fantastic oral sex is plenty of lube, imagination, and a premier stroker. A simulated blowjob experience is often better than an actual blowjob. Think about it. How often do you get true deep-throat action from a real mouth? Is your partner really tuned into your exact needs and pleasure?
You know your own pleasure points better than anyone. The best blowjob is one that comes from your own manipulations and delivers a stunning orgasm.
How to Simulate a Mindblowing Blowjob
Welcome beginners and experienced masturbators to the ultimate guide on simulating a realistic blow job. Let’s get started revolutionizing your masturbation routine.
Try The Two-Hand Method
This may seem basic, but the reality is that many men only use one hand to masturbate. There are a few reasons for this:
- It’s easy.
- It feels good.
- It almost always works.
However, adding in your second hand can completely change the sensations you get. Think about it. A real blowjob involves the mouth, tongue, and (if you’re lucky) throat. These points of dick contact ignite tons of nerve endings.
Using and moving both of your hands replicates these sensations. Try using lotion and warm your hands for an even more realistic experience.
Sink into a Fleshlight
As the experts in solo pleasure, we’ve put tons of resources into developing the premier oral toys on the market. A specially-made Fleshlight can mimic the feeling of a blowjob precisely.
The Blowjob Simulator line is the epitome of smart sex devices. Our Fleshlight Turbo Thrust, Throttle, Quickshot, and more are all made to deliver powerful oral sensations. Here’s how they work:
- Three Points of Insertion: The head of our blowjob money-makers are designed with three initial points of insertion. They feel exactly like entering the mouth, slipping past the tongue, and getting sucked by the throat. It’s the fantastic BJ experience that you need.
- Size Inclusive Design: The full-size Turbo accommodates 8-9 inches in length and a 7 1/2-inch girth. Members of all shapes and sizes are welcome to the oral party.
- Skin-like Texture: Each of these blowjob machines is made with 100% phthalate-free SuperSkin™. This is a Fleshlight patented material that feels just like real skin, making your experience extra realistic.
In addition to the powerful blowjob simulators, you’ll need a high-quality water-based lubricant, and you can pick up a sleeve warmer for an even more immersive experience.
These nifty gadgets warm the silicone skin to the same temperature as an inner mouth. (That’s around 105° Fahrenheit or 40° Celsius, in case you were wondering.) Just slide your clean Turbo over the sleeve, leave it for five minutes, and then get to fucking.
Not interested in getting a sleeve just yet? Not a problem. You can run hot water through your new blow job stroker to get the silicone nice and toasty.
Add Some Padding
We’re not talking about menstrual pads. The OG in auto-blowjob assistance comes in the form of masturbation pads. These pads come in all shapes and sizes and can be used in a few different and innovative ways.
First, they can be used as a safe and comfortable material to thrust against. You may have some experience humping away at a pillow or balled-up blanket. This method can be pleasurable but lead to rug burn on your member (ouch). A jack-off pad is a stellar replacement, offering a soft, skin-like material that can be lubed up for the ultimate experience.
Secondly, they can be used to hold your male masturbator. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it’s tough to keep a comfortable grip on your toy. A pad can wrap around the blowjob simulator, adding some extra grip and helping you get after it.
Third, and maybe the most useful, they can be wrapped around your dick as a DIY sleeve. This method is incredibly comfortable and allows you to squeeze your dick just like a real mouth would.
A masturbation pad is a great blowjob buddy and can be cleaned just like any other toy. Use soap and warm water, and allow your pad to dry thoroughly before storing it in a secure space.
Let Automation Blow You Away
There’s one issue we hear over and over again when it comes to solo-pleasure. Men’s fingers, hands, and forearms get tired. If this happens to you, know that you’re not alone, and we’ve come up with a solution.
It’s called a sex toy mount, and it completely changes your self-made blowjob routine. You can attach almost any Fleshlight to a mount and enjoy literal hands-free masturbation. The machine automatically moves up and down at four variable stroke lengths and speeds. This thing rocks as fast as 250 strokes per minute.
With a charge of a full hour, you’ll never be left craving a blowjob ever again. It’s head on a whole other level. The only tip we have is that automated blowjobs can be intense. Start slow and build your way up to the fastest speeds. This will ensure you have a great time and aren’t left with a raw dick.
What NOT To Do For That Beloved Blowjob Sensation
A DIY blowjob should not involve a trip to the hospital. Yet, men try to fake the real thing every year using household items. So, here’s a short list of items that are not a suitable replacement for a masturbation toy:
- Food products like a Pringles can, warm apple pie, or raw meat
- A vacuum cleaner
- A latex glove
- Sponges
- A broken autofellatio blowjob machine or sex doll
- A conditioner bottle
- And many, many more
We’ve listed some stellar sex toys that are perfect blowjob simulators. Don’t go lubing up random or broken items in place of a real blowjob. The only unique sensation you’ll get is the feeling of a broken dick.
Get Sucked into the World of Fleshlight’s BlowJob Toys
At Fleshlight, we are the top dogs in blowjob innovation and powerful machinery that’s designed for your pleasure in mind. Your new Fleshlight will be quickly delivered to your front door in discreet packaging. (No one needs to know you’re getting fantastic auto-head every night.)
Rest assured that all our products are built with the highest-quality materials, ensuring your sex gadget keeps sucking you off for years to come. Don’t wait for stellar oral to magically appear. Make it happen with Fleshlight.