As St. Patrick’s Day weekend unfolds, we want you to remember: there’s more than one way to get lucky... And here at Fleshlight, we especially enjoy helping enterprising gentlemen, such as yourself, create your own “luck”—and orgasms...In the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day, we have tailored a round-up of some festive suggestions to help you get those ‘shamrocks’ off right away!
Indulge those Redhead fantasies...
Obviously, you don’t need to wait until March 17th to appreciate the beauty of a redheaded babe—but if it’s been a minute, well, why not catch up with busty redheaded stunner, Maitland Ward?
If you’ve been following her incredible career in adult entertainment, you know Maitland is slaying the day, having ‘racked up’ several industry awards. You can enjoy her work on various premium pay sites and OnlyFans—and, as “luck” would have it, Maitland Ward is a Fleshlight Girl, so you can find her beautiful Fleshlight pussy right here, with several options to customize your fun. If you are somehow just discovering Maitland’s porn, we suggest checking out her acclaimed feature film, Drive (2019), directed and written by fellow Fleshlight Girl, Kayden Kross.
Get your hands on something in Green...
No, we aren’t talking about those cheesy “Kiss me I’m Irish” T-shirts (although, depending on where she’s offering to kiss you, picking up one of those could be fun). But in this case, we’re talking about the beautiful Vibro Lady. And what a ‘Lady’ she is...
If you want to experience the same sensual SuperSkin as the original Fleshlight, but with some added all-encompassing vibrations, Vibro Lady is the ‘Lucky Charm’ you’ll want to keep close by. And hey: she’s already festive for St. Patrick’s Day with her beautiful, dark green metallic casing.
Say no to bad green beer—and yes to Fleshwash!
OK, no one actually loves that gross artificially dyed stuff—even though it will be flowing from every pub in America. However, we do know for a fact that every guy loves using a clean Fleshlight! And how do you keep your Fleshlight toys in pristine condition? By using Fleshwash..and, look—it’s green too!
Fleshwash helps you extend the life of your favorite Fleshlight products. After you wash your toy’s sleeve inside out with warm water, simply spray a generous amount of Fleshwash to the inside and outside of the Fleshlight sleeve and let the sleeve airdry.
Ps. You can “double your luck” and save with our Fleshlight Care Kit, which includes Fleshwash and our Renewing Powder.
Fun St. Patrick’s Day Facts:
Boston claims to be the first US city to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day all the way back in 1737. If you’ve ever been to Boston during this time of year, you know they still light it up—and you better be wearing green! Of course, you can probably find parades and fun going on in every major US city this weekend, so it’s the perfect excuse to get together with friends for some quality shenanigans.
According to some statistics, retailers expect a 174% increase in beer sales on St. Patrick's Day compared to the rest of the year—so it’s a big day for bars and restaurants...and probably a big hit to your “pot of gold,” depending on your plans.
If you do happen to celebrate with some [green] beer or other adult beverages, please be safe on St. Patrick’s Day weekend: call a cab, ride service, or have a designated driver take you home. You need to be alive to get lucky--and to keep seeing all your favorite Fleshlight girls in action!
We hope everyone celebrating St. Patrick’s Day weekend has a great time!