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Jul 06, 2012

Zombie
Sex!!!!!!!

[UPDATE: The contest is over and winners have been picked. Great entries!] Do you get a rise out of the undead? Then rigor-mortis isn't the reason you should be getting hard.  We're giving away a (100% accurate) zombie Fleshlight! Don't like female zombie anatomy?  Then we'll send you a zombie Penis instead. Whatever tickles your undead fancy!  Did we mention that gore/horror fans' favorite company (Full Moon Horror--the gurus behind the Puppet Master films) have sent us 5 Zombies Vs. Strippers DVDs that have been signed by the master himself--Charles Band??  Our first instinct was to keep them but no, dear fans, we'll be spreading the love and giving them out to you!  18+ only and U.S. citizens only please. How do you win a zombie sex toy or Z.V.S. DVDs??? By letting your creative writing juices flow! Tweet us the best zombie tweet you can dig up @Fleshlight @Fullmoonhorror.  Love, hate, or desire zombies? Maybe have a cool zombie-related pic? Let us know or show us and you could win!  And don't forget, the same rules apply on Full Moon Horror's Facebook.  Halloween came early this year, mo-fos!  Contest ends 11:59PM on Sunday, July 8th! Grand prize winner will receive a signed DVD and Fleshlight zombie Freaks sex toy while runner-ups will receive a signed DVD. Who's on the judging panel? You guessed it! The Mayor of Porn (pictured below!)  Judging Credits--Finds horror films to be "too scary" and refuses to watch them. Loosen up and get cracking because this contest is a no-brainer!

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