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Oct 29, 2010

Obama Follows Fleshlight

It has been discovered that the leader of the free world follows Fleshlight on Twitter. Barack Obama, the 44th president of the United States, keeps up with the latest Fleshlight news and specials. Should we be surprised?

After the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky scandal it may be the presidents best policy yet. After a long day of managing the country there is no better release than to let loose in a Fleshlight. Far better than any intern, we are sure. Perhaps he is interested in the Stamina Training Unit? We doubt Mrs. Obama would have any complaints about that.

Whatever the reason, we are glad to have Barack Obama as our Twitter follower. Thank you Mr. President.

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