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Nov 25, 2013

Fleshlight ThanXXXgiving: Joanna Angel & Teagan Presley

The holidays are here and in preparation for Thanksgiving we reached out to our Fleshlight Girls to see what they're cooking up this year.

Today's Edition: Sexy Sides!

Break out the notepad and the Fleshlight and get cookin'!


Joanna Angel: Cauliflower Mash

If you're looking for a healthier alternative to mash potatoes cauliflower mash is an excellent choice.


Here's what you'll need:


Garlic (2-3 cloves)

1 Tbsp Butter


Olive Oil


Joanna Angel Lotus

  Rinse cauliflower and cut it into large pieces. Put into microwave safe bowl and cook on high for 8 minutes (Use this time to your own discretion). Throw the cauliflower in a blender with a few cloves of garlic, a tablespoon of butter, salt and pepper to taste and a "Teeny Tiny" bit of oil. Don't forget the cheese! Blend it all together and there you have it, Cauliflower Mash! I'd eat it everyday if there were a sexy little Joanna in my kitchen!    

Teagan Presley: Green Beans

Green beans are certainly a side dish staple, why not try your favorite Fleshlight Girls' recipe this year?

What you'll need:

Fresh Green Beans

Olive Oil

Garlic (2 little spoonfuls)

Crumbled Bacon

Teagan Presley  Love Humps (definitely Love Humps)

In a large skillet add olive oil and green beans over med-high heat. Sprinkle bacon over green beans and let simmer for about 5-10 minutes, stirring often. Oh sweet Teagan, you will forever be a part of my holiday meals!

Hopefully you'll add these to your traditional Thanksgiving meal plan.

And don't worry, no one has to know the recipe came from your favorite porn star!


Happy ThanXXXgiving!


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