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Dec 28, 2009

Five Unknown Penis Facts

Most men would agree that their penis is their favorite organ. But how much do you really know about that body part that has so much influence over you. Thanks to WebMD and the net, lets look at five unknown penis facts.

5. Yes, you can break your penis.

Even though there is no penis bone, you can actually fracture your penis. When it happens, there's an audible pop or snap and the penis turns black and blue. This will no doubt bring unbearable pain - not to mention emotional distress!

According to WebMD, penile fracture is rare, and it typically happens to younger men because their erections tend to be quite rigid.

So WebMD, how can we avoid this horror of horrors?

How to avoid penile fracture: don't use your penis too roughly. A common way that penile fracture happens, is when a man is thrusting too hard and fast during sex, and slams into his partner's pubic bone. Also, a woman who moves wildly while on top of a man during sex can break a man's penis.

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4. Crocodile Dundee is not the only one. Everyone's penis is shaped like a boomerang.

Just like you don't see all of a big oak tree above ground, you don't see the root of your penis tucked up inside your pelvis and attached to your pubic bone.

In an MRI picture, the penis looks distinctly boomerang-like, as noted by a French researcher who studied men and women having sex inside an MRI scanner.

No, it isn't on Xtube...I checked.

One method of surgical "penis enlargement" is to cut the ligament that holds the root of the penis up inside the pelvis. This operation may give some men a little extra length if more of the penis protrudes from the body, but there are side effects. This ligament, called the suspensory ligament, makes an erection sturdy. With that ligament cut, the erect penis loses its upward angle and it wobbles at the base. The lack of sturdiness can lead to injury....LIKE FRACTURING YOUR PENIS.

3. Your penis is probably smarter than you.

You've probably noticed that your penis often does its own thing. You may remember times when it was completely inappropriate to have an erection; and yet you couldn't wish it away.

Oh middle school years having to pass out the tests, putting your hands in your pockets to attempt to hide the protrusion...

It's true that you have less command over your penis than body parts like your arms and legs. That's because the penis answers to a part of the nervous system that's not always under your conscious control. This is called the autonomic nervous system, which also regulates heart rate and blood pressure.

Sexual arousal usually isn't voluntary. The conscious mind is complicit in it, but a lot of sexual arousal goes on in the sympathetic nervous system. In addition, impulses from the brain during the REM phase of sleep cause erections, whether you're dreaming about sex or about a test you forgot to study for. Heavy lifting or straining to have a bowel movement can also produce an erection.

As far as the bowel movement part, if you get a boner watching "Two Girls, One Cup", it is NOT the same thing...

2. Are you a grower or a show-er?

Among men, there is no consistent relationship between the size of the flaccid penis and its full erect length.

In one study of 80 men, researchers found that increases from flaccid to erect lengths ranged widely, from less than a quarter inch to 3.5 inches longer.

Whatever the clinical significance of these data may be, the locker-room significance is considerable. You can't assume that a dude with a big limp penis gets much bigger with an erection. And the guy whose penis looks tiny could surprise you with a big erection.

...See, it's only tiny till I'm ready to surprise! (Looks away)

An analysis of more than thousand measurements taken by sex researcher Alfred Kinsey shows that shorter flaccid penises tend to gain about twice as much length as longer flaccid penises.

...Take that SHOW-ERS!

A penis that doesn't gain much length with an erection has become known as a "show-er," and a penis that gains a lot is said to be a "grower." These are not medical terms, and there aren't scientifically established thresholds for what's a show-er or a grower.

Kinsey's data suggest that most penises aren't extreme show-ers or growers. About 12% of penises gained one-third or less of their total length with an erection, and about 7% doubled in length when erect.

1. You can bet that you probably have a bigger dick than your smoking friends.

Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

So by not smoking, not only do you save more than half a million dollars in a lifetime (You could own a shit load of Fleshlights), you will also keep a bigger dick.

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