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Jun 18, 2012

(Happy Feel!)

A co-worker that I dislike due to his political opinions and haircut sent me this link.  The site is a fine and dandy translation of our site. As you can see, nothing seems out of the ordinary.  Typical sexual phrases we all know and love to say such as "The Climax has come to!" are all well represented... But then the China site looses a few points for blurring Jenna Haze's nips (pictured below.)  From my research, Jenna's nips are some of the finest.  It's a shame you can't see them but next week we'll be having a Jenna Haze Nip-Blow-Out-Door-Buster special to make up for this* *pending budgetary approval. So while perusing this website, I notice a certain woman keeps popping up... No, not the blond one... No matter what page I go to, her floating/blue head seems to be there... She....she wants to help....yet....there's something unnervingly sinister about her smile...   Dear god... We need to get out of here.

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