Fleshlight

My boyfriend got me this for my birthday, and I had a blast! There's a never ending amount of vulgar hilarity that can come from one of these little guys. The first thing I did was unzip my jeans but leave the button done up and walk around with it hanging out. You can also stretch it really far and... More

My boyfriend got me this for my birthday, and I had a blast! There's a never ending amount of vulgar hilarity that can come from one of these little guys. The first thing I did was unzip my jeans but leave the button done up and walk around with it hanging out. You can also stretch it really far and watch it fly when it snaps back! If you wiggle it really fast it makes porno sounds! Tie it in a knot to make your male friends uncomfortable! Wear it as a hat! Leave it in front of a stuffed animal! place it in front of the TV! Re-enact the Brüno twirling penis scene!

My boyfriend bought it for me under the condition that I never penk him with it. So if someone buys it for you, be kind and don't penk. Less