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We want Lindsay Lohan

October 26, 2011

Dear Ms. Lohan:

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Your Fleshlight products would bring fantasies to reality as men across the world would be able to have fun with Lindsay Lohan! You would be joining the Fleshlight Girls family which includes porn stars such as Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann and Stoya. With over four million Fleshlight products sold, Fleshlight is the most well-known and reputable male sex toy company in the world.

We hope you will give our offer serious consideration and that you will contact us at your earliest convenience.

Steve Shubin

Steven Shubin

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