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We want Lindsay Lohan

October 26, 2011

Dear Ms. Lohan:

We would very much like to invite you to become one of our Fleshlight Girls. Fleshlight is the #1 selling male sex toy for men, and becoming one of our Fleshlight Girls means you would be joining an exclusive club. Should you decide to join this club, we would offer you up to $1 million dollars for molds of your mouth, vagina, and butt.

Your Fleshlight products would bring fantasies to reality as men across the world would be able to have fun with Lindsay Lohan! You would be joining the Fleshlight Girls family which includes porn stars such as Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann and Stoya. With over four million Fleshlight products sold, Fleshlight is the most well-known and reputable male sex toy company in the world.

We hope you will give our offer serious consideration and that you will contact us at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,
Steve Shubin

Steven Shubin
CEO
Fleshlight


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