I had been thinking about getting a Fleshlight for years, but always thought that it was for losers or too expensive. Well, I finally broke down and bought the Vortex. After using it a few times I was able to achieve the Holy Grail of manhood- multiple orgasms! That's right, you heard me, MULTIPLE O...
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I had been thinking about getting a Fleshlight for years, but always thought that it was for losers or too expensive. Well, I finally broke down and bought the Vortex. After using it a few times I was able to achieve the Holy Grail of manhood- multiple orgasms! That's right, you heard me, MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!! The first time it happened I busted my nut and as it was dying down I started up again and within seconds I was having a second orgasm and second ejactulation! As that one started to die down I decided to push my luck and, again, within seconds had my third full orgasm and ejactulation! Now I can achieve them everytime I use my Vortex! I would very highly recommend this fuck toy to anyone who wants to have the same kind of results that I've had!
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Posted by Snoremonster on 03/13/2009
I have been toying around the idea of buying a Fleshlight for years now. I'm an avid "jerker" usually 1-2 times a day. I wanted something closer to the real thing. After reading all the reviews I finally settled on the Vortex insert. My first time with it was very dissapointing. My second..... MUCH ...
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I have been toying around the idea of buying a Fleshlight for years now. I'm an avid "jerker" usually 1-2 times a day. I wanted something closer to the real thing. After reading all the reviews I finally settled on the Vortex insert. My first time with it was very dissapointing. My second..... MUCH better.. My third? HOLY GOOD GOD!!! I got the leg twitches that only comes with actual sex!! I shit you not it feels like the real deal! Clean up is easy, although the material is sticky once cleaned so powder up!
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Posted by holycrapola on 03/06/2009
The best and only way I can describe the experience I had with the Vortex is that they created another "female" race! Let me explain. The orgasm I had with it only compares to the very first time I ever got laid when I was a little younger... It's really THAT good!
If you have been thinking about m...
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The best and only way I can describe the experience I had with the Vortex is that they created another "female" race! Let me explain. The orgasm I had with it only compares to the very first time I ever got laid when I was a little younger... It's really THAT good!
If you have been thinking about making a purchase, and are still a bit skeptical, stop reading this review, pull out your credit card, and enter away because you will NOT regret it! Finally! Sex with a vagina, without the $200 Dinner! At least with this, you are guaranteed to get laid, and you don't have to put up with the bitchiness of a woman! Now go get your Flesh Light!!
- HS
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Posted by HOLYSHIT on 02/24/2009
I'm sorry girls, but you've been replaced by technology! I've fucked over 200 women and very few felt this good. I was not expecting fleshlight's performance to live up to its marketing. But it far exceeds it in ways not told here. Imagine the softest, most delicate pubes you've ever fucked; fleshli...
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I'm sorry girls, but you've been replaced by technology! I've fucked over 200 women and very few felt this good. I was not expecting fleshlight's performance to live up to its marketing. But it far exceeds it in ways not told here. Imagine the softest, most delicate pubes you've ever fucked; fleshlight is better. I kid you not. I bought the value 3-pak.
First, the Vortex is quite unique: the longer you use it, the more it fucks back! You can abuse the hell out of this pussy and it just gets tighter as time goes on. Second, once it's warm, it stays warm. Third, you can fuck it with or without the sleeve; both provide unique experiences. Fourth, even as deep as I could get (just over 9 inches, no exagerration), it was gripping my foreskin and cockhead all the way through. Fifth, I lasted about five times longer than I normally do, which led to a massive cumshot. Sixth, I remember thinking how long is this thing going to tease me before my head explodes, and how soon can I fuck this again?! Seven, fleshlight is built better, smells better, cleans up faster, works better, doesn't order the lobster, talks less, and it is uncanny how realistic it is. Finally, if you don't buy any other sleeve, get the Vortex. You won't regret it. I'm very well-endowed and it practically raped me!
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Posted by jeandeaux on 02/19/2009
Oh my God.........well this was the first FL I've ever used and after 3 years of wondering i finally caved and got myself this one. This was the best purchase I've made in a long time, i just left my girlfriend and am not really lookin to "play the field" yet but i still need some sort of relief...I...
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Oh my God.........well this was the first FL I've ever used and after 3 years of wondering i finally caved and got myself this one. This was the best purchase I've made in a long time, i just left my girlfriend and am not really lookin to "play the field" yet but i still need some sort of relief...I'm a guy after all. So i got the whole 3-4-2 deal and the vortex looked promising and shakin hands with ben franklin was getting boring and at times painful(DGS!!!) so i decided if anything i can cure my DGS.
I cant remember the last orgasm i've had like that, holy shit. my eyes rolled back, my legs were shaking....i couldn't move. and while nothing beats the real thing this comes really damn close and is unique in its own orgasmic way. It was sooooo worth it I cant wait to try my other two. If your bored with you hand, cant get enough relief, etc... whatever the reason, if you are even slightly considering getting one, stop hesitating now and do yourself and your otherself a favor, get one.
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Posted by firstTimerOMG on 02/10/2009